For Sleeper leagues
Roast your Sleeper league. Every week. With names.
Type your Sleeper username and The League Roast finds your leagues, pulls every season they've ever played, and starts writing them up.
Built on your Sleeper league’s actual data
No screenshots, no copy-pasting standings into a chatbot. The League Roast reads your Sleeper league directly — matchups, starting lineups and benches, trades, waiver claims and the draft — and writes the roast from what actually happened. Left 40 points on the bench? It counted them.
What a Sleeper league gets
- Every past season, automatically. Sleeper links each season to the one before it, so your league’s whole history comes in on day one — head-to-head records, rivalries and old champions included.
- FAAB crimes, priced. Every overpay on the waiver wire, with what the next-highest bid actually was and what the player did afterwards.
- Weekly obituaries for every team that lost, and a Weekly Chaos report on the week’s damage.
- Guillotine and chopped leagues are supported — the team that got chopped gets written up too.
- The Fraud Index, the Grudge Report, the Missing Persons Desk and the rest of the paper. See everything it writes.
Does everyone have to sign up?
No. Any one manager can connect the league — you don’t have to be the commissioner. The rest of the league signs up with their own Sleeper username when they want in, and their team attaches itself.
Every league gets its first two NFL weeks free, no card. After that one league pass covers the whole league for the season — see pricing. Want to read some first? Here are a few real Sleeper league roasts.
Your league has been doing this for years.
Nobody was writing it down.
Two NFL weeks free per league. No card required.
All roasts, headlines, and personal attacks on this platform are generated by artificial intelligence. The AI has been briefed on your league data and instructed to be mean about it. Content may include profanity, morally dubious hot takes, and observations your friends were too polite to say out loud. By continuing, you confirm you have seen your own box score and accept the consequences.