For ESPN leagues
Roast your ESPN fantasy league. Every week.
Your ESPN league already keeps the score. The League Roast writes down what everyone did to deserve it.
How an ESPN league gets in
- The commissioner makes the league viewable to the public. On ESPN: League → Settings → Basic Settings → Edit → “Make League Viewable to Public” → Yes. It only opens the current season, and it can be switched off any time.
- Anyone in the league connects it on The League Roast and picks their team.
- Past seasons are optional. A one-time ESPN login pulls in your league’s earlier seasons. It’s used once to download them and then thrown away — never stored.
What gets written up
Every week of the season: an obituary for every team that lost, a Weekly Chaos report on the week’s damage, the points left on benches counted out loud, Financial Crimes for the waiver-wire moves that backfired, and a running Fraud Index of who’s winning on luck. Over time it builds a permanent record of every head-to-head rivalry in the league. See everything it writes, or read a few sample roasts.
What it costs
Every league gets its first two NFL weeks free with no card. After that, one league pass unlocks it for everyone in the league for the season. Pricing.
Private ESPN leagues that can’t be made public, and Yahoo leagues, aren’t supported yet.
Your league has been doing this for years.
Nobody was writing it down.
Two NFL weeks free per league. No card required.
All roasts, headlines, and personal attacks on this platform are generated by artificial intelligence. The AI has been briefed on your league data and instructed to be mean about it. Content may include profanity, morally dubious hot takes, and observations your friends were too polite to say out loud. By continuing, you confirm you have seen your own box score and accept the consequences.